215 Funny Broadway Musicals Puns That Will Have You Singing with Laughter

Broadway is full of musicals that make us laugh, and so are these puns. From “Les Misér-hilarious” to “Phantom of the Opera-tunity,” there’s no shortage of theater jokes. Whether you’re a fan of Hamilton, Wicked, or classic show tunes, these pun will have you singing with laughter. Imagine a world where “Cats” is just about cat pun—oh wait, it already is! So, take center stage and enjoy these hilarious musical jokes.

215 Funny Broadway Musicals Puns That Will Have You Singing with Laughter

Classic Broadway Puns

Classic Broadway musicals have entertained audiences for decades with their unforgettable tunes and stories. These pun put a humorous twist on timeless favorites.

1. I’m feeling Wicked-ly funny today.
2. Don’t cry for me, I’m just making pun! Evita knew best.
3. The Lion King of pun has arrived.
4. Let’s Fiddler on the Woof—dog edition.
5. This pun is Les Misér-hilarious.
6. Phantom of the Opera-tunity knocks!
7. Mamma Mia, here we pun again!
8. You can’t handle the Rent on these jokes.
9. You say Chicago, I say Chi-ha-ha-go!
10. Cats out of the bag—it’s pun time!
11. I’m getting a little Hair-ious with these jokes.
12. There’s no business like show pun-ness.
13. You can’t stop the Hairspray… or the pun.
14. This pun is Anything Goes—literally.
15. The Sound of Mew-sic—cat lovers unite!
16. West Side Puns-tory is full of great jokes.
17. A Chorus Pun—you’ll be singing along soon!
18. Funny Girl? More like Funny Pun!
19. Pippin these pun carefully.
20. Annie chance I could pun more?
21. These pun are my Cabaret act.
22. Kiss Me, Kate—but only if you love pun.
23. My Fair Pun-ny—classic humor.
24. Oklahaha! Where the pun come sweeping down the plain.
25. These pun are Damn Yankees good.
26. South Pacific waves of laughter incoming!
27. Oliver? More like All-over-the-place with pun.
28. Brigadoon’t stop these pun!
29. Man of Puns-La Mancha.
30. 42nd Pun-Street—where the laughs begin!

Modern Broadway Puns

Newer Broadway musicals bring fresh humor and creativity to the stage. These puns celebrate some of the best modern hits.

31. Hamilton’t stop making these pun!
32. Why so Dear Evan Pun-sen-timental?
33. Hadestown? More like Hadestown of jokes!
34. Beetle-pun, Beetle-pun, Beetle-pun!
35. Waitress-ing up some delicious pun.
36. I feel a little Book of Moron right now.
37. Come from Away and stay for the pun!
38. Six pun? Try 215!
39. Moulin ROFL at these jokes.
40. Next to PUNormal.
41. Mean Girls? More like Meme Girls!
42. Dear Evan Ha-ha-son.
43. SpongeBob SquarePun the Musical!
44. Ain’t Too Pun to Beg.
45. Punny Boots stepping in!
46. Something Rotten? More like something funny!
47. Jagged Little Pun—ironic, isn’t it?
48. Newsies or Punsies?
49. Finding Never-pun-land.
50. Shrek-tacular wordplay!
51. Legally Punned and loving it.
52. Addams Pun-ily strikes again!
53. Escape to Pun Mountain.
54. Bonnie & PUN.
55. The Great Pun Comet of 1812.
56. Supercalifragilistic-expi-pun-docious!
57. Matilda more pun to come!
58. A Gentleman’s Guide to Punning and Murder.
59. Tina: The Queen of Pun.
60. Diana, the Musical—PUNcess of Wales.

Musical Theater Character Puns

Broadway characters are unforgettable, and their names are perfect for pun-tastic wordplay!

61. Alexander Pun-ilton at your service.
62. King George Pun—you’ll be back for more!
63. Jean Val-pun-jean—2460-fun!
64. Elphaba’s jokes are Defying Pun-gravity.
65. Gaston makes punning look easy.
66. Just call me Sweeney Pun.
67. Glinda the Punderful!
68. Roxie Pun-art is here to dazzle!
69. Annie Puns-bucks—bet your bottom dollar!
70. Elder Punder-son delivers the laughs.
71. I see what you did there, Javert-y funny.
72. Shrek-ing out some good jokes!
73. Orpheus and Eurydice? More like Orph-PUN-us!
74. Frank-N-PUN-stein from Rocky Horror.
75. Seymour Punborn feeds off these jokes.
76. Dorothy Pun-le—there’s no place like humor!
77. Fanny Brice? More like Funny Brice!
78. Jo March-ing towards some great jokes!
79. Bert from Mary Poppins? More like BURSTING with pun!
80. Mrs. Lovett’s Pun Pies are the best in London.

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Show-Stopping Broadway Puns

These pun go all out, just like a grand Broadway finale!

81. This joke is Tony Award-winning.
82. Standing O-vation for these pun!
83. I’d give these pun a five-star review!
84. Break a pun! (leg sounded too painful).
85. Curtain Call-ing all pun lovers.
86. These jokes are a Broadway smash hit!
87. From the top! Let’s do more pun.
88. Encore! Encore!
89. These pun are Off-Broadway hilarious.
90. Spinning the turntable—Les Mis style!
91. Swing roles should swing more pun in.
92. These pun deserve a Tony and a Grammy!
93. Spotlight’s on punning tonight!
94. Marquee-worthy humor right here.
95. This joke really hits the high note!
96. Broadway bows to the pun master.
97. The understudy is ready with more pun.
98. Diva mode activated—pus incoming!
99. The Playbill says “laugh out loud.”
100. Final bow! But there are still more pun to come.

Broadway Love and Romance Puns

Broadway musicals are filled with heartwarming love stories and passionate romances. These Musicals Puns bring a humorous twist to theater’s most romantic moments!

101. All You Need Is Love Never Dies!
102. You had me at Hello, Dolly!
103. Can’t Help Falling in Pun.
104. Seasons of Pun—measuring laughs in love.
105. Hopelessly Pun-oted to You!
106. My heart goes On and Punder.
107. Some Enchanted Pun-ning.
108. I Dreamed a Pun in Time Gone By.
109. Till There Was Pun!
110. A Whole New Pun—Broadway style!
111. Tonight, Tonight, all these pun feel right.
112. One Hand, One Pun, One Heart.
113. Sunrise, Puns-et—Fiddler fans will get it!
114. Love Pun-tually.
115. It Had to Be Pun!
116. My Funny Punnentine.
117. I Feel Pun-ty—and witty and bright!
118. Kiss Today Goodbye, but Not the Pun.
119. Falling Slowly… Into More Pun.
120. Love Pun on Top.

Villainous Broadway Puns

Broadway villains are just as iconic as the heroes, and they deserve their own wickedly funny pun!

121. Be Prepared… for Pun!
122. Poor Unfortunate Pun.
123. Punder and Lightning—Very Very Frightening!
124. Defying Pun-thority.
125. Little Shop of Punners—don’t feed them!
126. No More Mr. Nice Pun.
127. You’ll Be Pun! You’ll Be Back!
128. The Phantom of the Pun is Here!
129. Master of the Pun, Keeper of the Laughs.
130. Why So Pun-Serious?
131. Punning is my Dark Deed!
132. The Queen of Puns Commands You!
133. Last Midnight… Last Pun!
134. Jafar Too Many Puns!
135. My Puns Will Go On…
136. Every Villain Needs a Theme PUN!
137. A Punderful Nightmare!
138. Evil Laugh, Pun Intended.
139. Somebody Punned in the Wrong Neighborhood.
140. Say My Name… Three Times… and Pun Appears!

Broadway Dance and Showbiz Puns

A Broadway musical is nothing without spectacular dance numbers! These puns celebrate the magic of movement.

141. Shimmy, Shake, and Pun!
142. A Little Tap, A Little Pun!
143. Dancing Through Pun!
144. Footloose and Pun-zy Free.
145. Shuffle-Ball-Pun!
146. Jazz Pun, Baby!
147. Pirouette Into Laughter.
148. All That Pun-az!
149. Give My Regards to Pun-way!
150. And a Five, Six, Seven… Pun!
151. Punning in the Rain.
152. Do You Hear the People Pun?
153. Dancing Queen… of Pun!
154. Every Little Step… Another Pun!
155. This Is a High-Kick Pun!
156. No Business Like Show-Pun-Ness!
157. A Chorus Line of Pun!
158. Pun Are Magic to Do!
159. Broadway’s Got Pun-tastic Talent!
160. Fosse You Later!

Legendary Broadway Stars Puns

Some Broadway legends shine so brightly, they deserve their own pun-filled spotlight!

161. Patti LuPun-e!
162. Lin-Manuel Pun-dona.
163. Idina Punzell!
164. Bernadette Pun-ers!
165. Kristin Chenow-pun!
166. Angela Lands-Pun!
167. Lea Pun-gow!
168. Mandy Patinkin or Mandy PUN-tinkin?
169. Hugh Pun-man!
170. Sutton Punster!
171. Bebe NePun-th!
172. Punning Foster!
173. Nathan Pun-ane!
174. Audra McPun!
175. Broadway Royalty: Pun Edition!
176. Jeremy PUN-dan!
177. Betty Buck-pun!
178. Joel Grey-t Pun!
179. Liza with a PUN!
180. Chita Rivera? More like Chita PUN-era!

Broadway Award and Behind-the-Scenes Puns

Let’s not forget the people behind the curtain and the awards that make Broadway special!

181. Best Pun in a Leading Role!
182. The Pun-y Awards!
183. Tony PUN-danza!
184. Thank You for This Pun-spirational Honor!
185. Costumes, Sets, and Puns—Oh My!
186. Best Supporting Pun!
187. Dramatic Pun Deserve a Standing Ovation!
188. And the Pun Goes To…
189. A Red Carpet Full of Pun!
190. The Directors Cut… of Pun!
191. Tech Rehearsals and Pun-tastic Fails!
192. Lighting the Stage with More Pun!
193. Cue the Pun!
194. Mic Check… 1, 2, PUN!
195. And That’s a Wrap on Pun!

Final Broadway Curtain Call Puns

As all good shows must come to an end, so must this pun collection—but not before one last grand encore!

196. Exit Stage PUN!
197. Bravo, Bravo! Encore More Pun!
198. Razzle Dazzle and Pun!
199. The Final Bow of Pun!
200. Standing Ovation for These Pun!
201. The PUN-al Countdown!
202. No Day But Pun-Day!
203. Pun Are a Cabaret, Old Chum!
204. Curtain Down… But Puns Live On!
205. A Showstopping Pun-formance!
206. Applause for the Best Broadway Puns!
207. Thank You, Broadway, for All the Laughs!
208. Don’t Cry for Me… I’ll Be Back with More Puns!
209. We Laughed, We Cried, We Punned!
210. We’re in the PUN-ales!
211. Act One: Puns! Act Two: More Puns!
212. I’ll Cover You… in Puns!
213. Once More, with Feeling… and Puns!
214. A Broadway Farewell… Until the Next Pun!
215. The End… But The Puns Will Go On!

Conclusion

Broadway and puns go together like a perfect duet, bringing laughter and joy to every theater fan. From classic hits to modern musicals, these puns prove that the stage is always set for humor. Whether you love show-stopping performances or behind-the-scenes magic, there’s always a pun waiting in the wings. So, take a bow and keep the laughter going—because the show must pun on.

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